#no alex there is no salmon in salmonella
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but they’re so good. my body is a machine, haley. i can handle a little salmonella… plus, i love salmon!
Begging you all to stop fueling Alex's egg addiction. He's going to get salmonella at this point and I'm the one that's going to have to take care of him.
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